Saturday, July 14, 2012

Learning to Play with a Lion's Testicles Published!



The following excerpt is from the Behler Publications Website: http://behlerblog.com/2012/05/15/moving-day-hello-new-little-folder/

LEARNING TO PLAY WITH A LION’S TESTICLES by Melissa Haynes made me scream with laughter and weep like a baby. I began reading it Friday night and finished it Saturday afternoon. I. Could. Not. Put. It. Down.
Melissa’s book sits at the same banquet table as EAT, PRAY, LOVE, but, without a doubt, should sit at the head of the table because Melissa writes with so much more depth, and soul, and grit. Anyone who has ever had serious regrets, fear, and guilt MUST be prepared to read this book. If you’ve ever loved your mother, you REALLY must have this book. If you’ve ever volunteered, or are thinking about it, I ORDER you to buy this book.
Set in South Africa, Melissa volunteers at a game reserve after her mother’s death. She brought a lot of heartache and mental baggage with her. Yet, her experiences of dealing with pain in the ass game warden who would love to send her packing, a saucy elephant who flings branches and ellie dung at her every day, some lions who believe she’d make a tasty meal, a gator who has the same idea, a very mismatched couple who had to be separated from their respective herds because they kept killing their members, storms, washouts, near-death, and bouts of euphoria over an African sunrise, represent both harsh and gentle lessons Melissa needs to confront in order to fully live her life.
It’s a beautiful unfolding that exposes deep pain, fear, and guilt (which made me weep through a box of Kleenex) and comes full circle to a life lived wholly. Guess it’s no small wonder I have “The Circle of Life” from The Lion King rummaging through my head.
Hakuna Matata, Melissa. Well-freaking-done, and welcome to the Authors Folder.
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8 comments:

  1. Congratulations Missy! I am thrilled for you! Cannot wait to purchase this! I hope you are well!
    Nikki

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  2. Thanks Nikki :-) Sadly my fb account was hacked so I lost touch! Hope ur having a great summer. And yes, yes, excited about the book, I think you will enjoy it - pass it on to our fellow t-towners :-)
    xoxo

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  3. Are you going to have a book signing? Will it be a tour or a singular? Thanks.

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    1. Yes! Details will be released on my website. :-)

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  4. mmmhmm congrats :)

    Southern Sue

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  5. Saw your book listed with crazy named books but when I read the reviews I was shocked now I'm can't wait to get it

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    1. Thank you Bromlynn...yes, crazy title! I hope you enjoy it :-)

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